Swoon.co.uk Review: Why Online Dating Site Swoon.co.uk Didn’t Break the Top 5



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Women don't like fake profiles any more than you do, nor do they like sites that are clearly not interested in advertising to them. That means you won't find any here.

Swoon.co.uk has nothing on it that will help you get dates, and that means there aren’t any women on here. Our Swoon review proved that.

It’s because they don’t want to deal with fakes, and neither do we, which made our Swoon test run pretty obnoxious overall.

Our Results When Using Swoon.co.uk For Online Dating

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We ended up spending a total of five months on our Swoon review, and during that time, we sent out 120 Swoon test e-mails.

From those 120 e-mails, only a total of 21 responses made their way into our inbox. Not a single woman wanted to date us from that pathetic number.

Why Swoon.co.uk Is Not Worth the Effort

This site is a complete waste because no women want to join. It’s just not advertised to them.

There’s also the fact that it’s laggy and boring, and that means that you aren’t going to get anything from this site.

Swoon.co.uk in the News

Playing the devil’s advocate can have some serious danger in an online relationship, though sites like Swoon.co.uk won’t help either way: http://voices.yahoo.com/communication-dating-relationships-dangers-of-5537843.html?cat=5

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This article questions whether or not soul mates really exist, while Swoon.co.uk does nothing to help you either way: http://voices.yahoo.com/soul-mates-they-really-exist-1442565.html?cat=41

Swoon.co.uk Review: Is This a Decent Dating Stomping Ground?

We hated Swoon.co.uk and that’s why we’ll never be back to it again in the future.

Instead, check out our number one site, Match.co.uk. It’s the best of the best, and it really does work.

20 Responses to “Swoon.co.uk Review: Why Online Dating Site Swoon.co.uk Didn’t Break the Top 5”

  1. Dirty Rockstar

    I haven’t seen one single good review for Swoon.co.uk, and that really doesn’t bode well. Fuck that, no thank you.

  2. In comparison to my favorite sites, this one falls flat on its ass. I won’t be back here anytime soon.

  3. I think this site might be a scam, but I don’t think that I’m going to be renewing my membership.

  4. Is Swoon.co.uk actually a legit site? I’ve seen bad reviews for it and I’ve also seen good ones so idk.

  5. Willie Blackburn

    I’m no good with meeting women on the best days, and this site just makes it more impossible for me.

  6. Dust Angry Knight

    My friend asked me to test out Swoon.co.uk for him, so I did, but it was the worst site I’ve ever seen.

  7. I want to give this site a rating that’s lower than zero, but I don’t think that’s an option on most sites.

  8. Tripplequaddom

    Every review from 2014 that I’ve seen for this site has been terrible, so I think this site is bad.

  9. I need a good dating site. I’m looking at Swoon.co.uk right now. I don’t know if it’s a good one.

  10. Joesph Durstine

    I think sites like this should be illegal. It’s not fair to scam so many people out of their money.

  11. If I was going to review a site, it would be a real one and not a fake shitty one like Swoon.co.uk.

  12. It’s a really sad day when the comparison sites make this one look like crap, but there you have it.

  13. If you’re looking for a scam site, this is the place. It looked pretty convincing, too, I’m just so sad.

  14. What can you guys tell me about Swoon.co.uk? Is it legit? Is it good to use? Is it worth my time?

  15. Rex Kettlewell

    Can anyone think of anything good to say about this site? No? Okay, I didn’t think so. I hate this site.

  16. Rapid Stoned Reindeer

    Test out Swoon.co.uk at your own risk! I’ve heard a lot of rumors about people getting scammed on this site.

  17. Rating this site won’t be easy because I can’t think of a low enough rating to give it and be honest.

  18. Kay Saotough

    Any review site from 2014 talking about how this is a good site is fake and is also lying, fyi.

  19. I don’t know what I think about this Swoon.co.uk dating site, I really don’t. Can’t decide if I should use it.

  20. Lemuel White

    Sites like this are really shitty. I can generalize these things because they’re ALL so bad I can’t handle it.


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